This one just killed me. I am 39 weeks 4 days pregnant aka VERY pregnant. I went to Lowe’s to get a garbage can to act as our diaper pail since I just ordered one of our wetbags and didn’t want to get a can until I knew what the bag would fit in (we also have a hanging one on the door knob that I will rotate with the diaper pail…and that one is really cute…click here to look at pics of the nursery if you don’t believe me).
Anyways, I am wearing what I like to call my summer uniform: sports bra, Kirkland Signature (yes, Costco) tank top, running shorts, and running shoes. I think I’ve worn this 80% of the summer + a hoodie if it gets cold. I just took a shower and my hair is in a messy bun. Again, summer uniform.
The cashier at Lowe’s says, “Can I just say that your height really adds to how pretty you are?”
WHO HITS ON/FLIRTS WITH A VERY PREGNANT WOMAN WITH A RING ON HER LEFT HAND?!?!?!?
I reply, “Thank you, I am grateful to have tall parents.”
He completes my transaction. I say, “Have a good day,” (and hold the box with the garbage can on the side that blocks my face from his view) and he says, “I will now.”
Really? Only in Everett. At Lowe’s. I guarantee you this wouldn’t happen at Home Depot…
P.S. On the way home, I drove past a the most lovely teenage couple: she was wearing a pink polka dot bikini top with cut off jean shorts and he was wearing this shirt that reads “Smoke Weed and Play Video Games.”
May I remind ya’ll to Stay Classy, even if you’re not in Everett…